My wife and children and I were surfing the web and discovered this Obama Inauguration Speech generator: http://www.atom.com/spotlights/inauguration_speech_generator/ No. We didn't read the output before filling it in and we didn't really review what we put; We just filled it in. Here is what it created:
My fellow Americans, today is a thermonuclear day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "change", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually change.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces advantageous and deep challenges like never before. Our economy is momentary. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for species'. Our healthcare system is malicious. If your ear lobe is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a lawyer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a environment climate inside tires. But lying together we can right this ship, and set a course for Narnia.
Finally, I must thank my deceptive family, my yellow campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank ACLU for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of jumping the American people. Without your catastrophic efforts, none of this would have been possible.
Posts
